Fury in fur

On her way to kill Lovely Krystle. Verbally, of course.

Guest Appearance!

Woof! Ted McGinley, ladies and gentlemen! One of the hottest extra's on the show. Don't forget to watch this:

Glamour queen

Put your red lips on that Martini!

There's a saying in Wyoming...

'Oh please, Dex! Not one of your sayings!'

Guest Appearance!

Meet Blake's bastard sister Dominique Deveraux.

Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

Flower power

Or is it a sticky tissue she forgot, this morning?

Bitchfight number 295

Translation: 'I hear you're planning to take over my company.'

Guest Appearance: squashed away!

Hotpants love...

No, she's not going to Salsa class.

She's just fighting with Dex. As usual. Translation: 'Dex, nobody knows more about the male psyche but me!'

Shake it, shake it, shake it!

Like a polaroid picture!

A bottle a day...

... keeps your husband away!

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Dreamy Dex

Next time, wear less when you wake up, Mr. Dexter!

Nobody hangs up on Alexis

So don't you dare!

Guest Appearance!

Stephen and his cute lawyer boyfriend, Luke.

Rip it up, Dex!

And show us her fancy lingerie...

Do I look like a giraffe?

Yes, lady, you do!

Guest Appearance!

Poor Jeffrey. Got feverish and completely wet after Adam poisoned him.

So you did your job.

Now, leave my bedroom!

Dressed to kill!

To kill that awful saloon singer, Dominique Devereaux.

Guest Appearance!

It's Rita, lovely Krystle's lookalike. To resemble her even more, Rita just got her nose did.

Studying

Always busy, studying those figures. A little booze will help...

'I'm busy, Krystle...'

'Some people have to work to make a living.'

Just an ordinary conversation...

Guest Appearance!

Amaaahnda, calling her mummy.

Guest Appearance!

It's Caress! Or Cassie, as Alexis likes to call her sister. Both share an interest for Beluga caviar...

Looking happy.

Well, sort of...

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Don't cry too much...

Or else you'll spill your tears on the ink. (Translation)

Guest Appearance!

Samantha Josephine, looking ridiculous in her alphabet sweater.

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Guest Appearance!

It's Dex! Or Mr. Dexter, if you're nasty. On board of Alexis' private jet.

You are an ant!

You don't have any chance against me! (Translation)

She works hard for the money

So you'd better treat her... carefully!