A bottle a day...

... keeps your husband away!

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Call me!

'Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime
Call me in my life
Call me call me in a sweet design
Call me call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me
Oh, call me, ooh ooh ah.
Call me my love.
Call me, call me any anytime'

What's Alexis' dog having for breakfast?

Caviar, of course!

Time for snackles!

Translation: "Would you like a chocolate strawberry?"

A milkshake a day...

...keeps the daughter away.

Hot gardener alert!

Meet Tony, the cute gardener slash stable master of the Carringtons.

Look at my 'as if I care' face!

Nice 'stache, by the way.

You don't need diamond rings...

...if you can wear platinum! Cheers to that.