A bottle a day...

... keeps your husband away!

Mother and daughter, fighting over Dex

Who did Dex better? Alexis of course...

Crash! Boom! Bang!

Dex throws Alexis on the floor because she's cheated on him. Not after some face scratching by Alexis, of course.

Gettin' your hair did AND getting' your feet did...

While doing some business on the T-T-Telephone!

What's Alexis' dog having for breakfast?

Caviar, of course!

Romancing for money

Hook Mama up, after some dirrrty luuuv...