There's a saying in Wyoming...

'Oh please, Dex! Not one of your sayings!'

Guest Appearance!

Meet Blake's bastard sister Dominique Deveraux.

Flower power

Or is it a sticky tissue she forgot, this morning?

Bitchfight number 295

Translation: 'I hear you're planning to take over my company.'

Do I look like a giraffe?

Yes, lady, you do!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

You are an ant!

You don't have any chance against me! (Translation)

Party time!

Everybody's favorite granny. Every year, a larger present!

Entering La Mirage...

That's not a purse. That's a wallet!

Watch this coat!

The way Alexis' arms come out of it... Russian army vibes!

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

Be careful!

She's looking mad. And holding a knife.

Mix and match

Matching fur and matching jooree: the perfect mix. Cheers to that.

Feeling blue?

Translation: 'Please understand what I have to go through....'

There will be a day...

...that they will be giving away fur coats in hell! (translation).

Never drink a Martini...

... before eating the olive, first!



Here's to that!

Slut

Translation: "In Hongkong, you called me a slut."

Terrible echo's

After having some drinks with gay son Steven, Alexis decides it's time for some nose powdering.



Suddenly, lovely Krystle enters the room.



Translation: 'Can you keep your voice down, Krystle. There's a terrible echo in he-yare.'

Those were the days...

... when tv's were just a part of your bookshelf.