Fury in fur

On her way to kill Lovely Krystle. Verbally, of course.

There's a saying in Wyoming...

'Oh please, Dex! Not one of your sayings!'

Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

No, she's not going to Salsa class.

She's just fighting with Dex. As usual. Translation: 'Dex, nobody knows more about the male psyche but me!'

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Nobody hangs up on Alexis

So don't you dare!

Rip it up, Dex!

And show us her fancy lingerie...

Dressed to kill!

To kill that awful saloon singer, Dominique Devereaux.

Guest Appearance!

It's Rita, lovely Krystle's lookalike. To resemble her even more, Rita just got her nose did.

'I'm busy, Krystle...'

'Some people have to work to make a living.'

Guest Appearance!

It's Caress! Or Cassie, as Alexis likes to call her sister. Both share an interest for Beluga caviar...

Looking happy.

Well, sort of...

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Guest Appearance!

Samantha Josephine, looking ridiculous in her alphabet sweater.

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

She works hard for the money

So you'd better treat her... carefully!

Party time!

Everybody's favorite granny. Every year, a larger present!

So, if you really have to eat at your desk...

Why not trying something fancy? Like radish? Nom nom nom!