In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Mother and daughter, fighting over Dex

Who did Dex better? Alexis of course...

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

Smokin' hot!

Enjoying a cigarizzle.

It depends on how one's calling it...

Translation: 'It was a cross between a little incident and a serious fight.'

The kick-off!

Alexis Colby dot com presents: the smoking and sizzling hot Alexis Colby!