Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

If looks could kill...

EVERYBODY would be dead, by now!

Would you like some coffee with your brandy?

I certainly do!

You don't need diamond rings...

...if you can wear platinum! Cheers to that.