'I'm busy, Krystle...'

'Some people have to work to make a living.'

Just an ordinary conversation...

Guest Appearance!

Amaaahnda, calling her mummy.

Guest Appearance!

It's Caress! Or Cassie, as Alexis likes to call her sister. Both share an interest for Beluga caviar...

Looking happy.

Well, sort of...

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Don't cry too much...

Or else you'll spill your tears on the ink. (Translation)

Guest Appearance!

Samantha Josephine, looking ridiculous in her alphabet sweater.

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Guest Appearance!

It's Dex! Or Mr. Dexter, if you're nasty. On board of Alexis' private jet.

You are an ant!

You don't have any chance against me! (Translation)

She works hard for the money

So you'd better treat her... carefully!

Party time!

Everybody's favorite granny. Every year, a larger present!

So, if you really have to eat at your desk...

Why not trying something fancy? Like radish? Nom nom nom!

Having a party on her own

Fancy dress? Check!
Got her hair did? Check!
Booooooze? CHECK!

Mother and daughter, fighting over Dex

Who did Dex better? Alexis of course...

Guest appearance!

It's Samantha Josephine! Or 'that trampy little niece of Krystle', as Alexis rather calls her.

There's always a reason to fight with Dex...

... and to drink, of course!

Entering La Mirage...

That's not a purse. That's a wallet!

One can never eat too much broccoli

Nom nom nom!

Watch this coat!

The way Alexis' arms come out of it... Russian army vibes!

Guest appearance!

Alexiscolby.com proudly presents: Mr. Dex Dexter. In all his furry glory!

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Can I have my champagne, now?

Alexis was never the one to ask for it. She just demanded.

Back to business

And to start the day, a fresh coffee...

A walking piece of art!

Pop art: eighties couture with psychedelic seventies patterns...

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

Translation: 'Aren't you offering me a drink?'