Glamour queen

Put your red lips on that Martini!

There's a saying in Wyoming...

'Oh please, Dex! Not one of your sayings!'

Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

No, she's not going to Salsa class.

She's just fighting with Dex. As usual. Translation: 'Dex, nobody knows more about the male psyche but me!'

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Rip it up, Dex!

And show us her fancy lingerie...

Do I look like a giraffe?

Yes, lady, you do!

Dressed to kill!

To kill that awful saloon singer, Dominique Devereaux.

'I'm busy, Krystle...'

'Some people have to work to make a living.'

Guest Appearance!

Amaaahnda, calling her mummy.

Looking happy.

Well, sort of...

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Fashion faux pas...

...or questionable haute couture?

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

There's always a reason to fight with Dex...

... and to drink, of course!

Entering La Mirage...

That's not a purse. That's a wallet!

One can never eat too much broccoli

Nom nom nom!

Watch this coat!

The way Alexis' arms come out of it... Russian army vibes!

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Back to business

And to start the day, a fresh coffee...