Glamour queen

Put your red lips on that Martini!

Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

Flower power

Or is it a sticky tissue she forgot, this morning?

A bottle a day...

... keeps your husband away!

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Nobody hangs up on Alexis

So don't you dare!

So you did your job.

Now, leave my bedroom!

Studying

Always busy, studying those figures. A little booze will help...

Looking happy.

Well, sort of...

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Having a party on her own

Fancy dress? Check!
Got her hair did? Check!
Booooooze? CHECK!

There's always a reason to fight with Dex...

... and to drink, of course!

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Can I have my champagne, now?

Alexis was never the one to ask for it. She just demanded.

A walking piece of art!

Pop art: eighties couture with psychedelic seventies patterns...

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

Romancing for money

Sex with Mark Jennings was never fun.

Translation: 'This really isn't a good wine...'

Be careful!

She's looking mad. And holding a knife.