Glamour queen

Put your red lips on that Martini!

Trying to get to the Crown Jewels

Bad romance: the king and the not-so-future queen of Moldavia.

Flower power

Or is it a sticky tissue she forgot, this morning?

Bitchfight number 295

Translation: 'I hear you're planning to take over my company.'

No, she's not going to Salsa class.

She's just fighting with Dex. As usual. Translation: 'Dex, nobody knows more about the male psyche but me!'

Shake it, shake it, shake it!

Like a polaroid picture!

A bottle a day...

... keeps your husband away!

In every way a lady...

- Got her hair did: Check!
- Got her paws painted: Check!
- Got an outfit that matches the cushions: Check!
- Got lots of jooree: Check!
- Got booze: Check!

Studying

Always busy, studying those figures. A little booze will help...

Just an ordinary conversation...

Cheers to that!

Every time again! (Translation).

How many times would that have been in all nine seasons?

Golden shower

I mean: golden shoulder!

Fur shopping!

Amaaahnda eagerly waits for her present. Wait for two more coats and you'll get the fur, honey!

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Having a party on her own

Fancy dress? Check!
Got her hair did? Check!
Booooooze? CHECK!

Mother and daughter, fighting over Dex

Who did Dex better? Alexis of course...

Mix and match

Matching fur and matching jooree: the perfect mix. Cheers to that.

If we took a holiday...

Take some time to negotiate...
It would be-ee
It would be so nice!

Call me!

'Call me call me any anytime
Call me for a ride
Call me call me for some overtime
Call me in my life
Call me call me in a sweet design
Call me call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me on the line
Call me call me any anytime
Call me
Oh, call me, ooh ooh ah.
Call me my love.
Call me, call me any anytime'

Crash! Boom! Bang!

Dex throws Alexis on the floor because she's cheated on him. Not after some face scratching by Alexis, of course.