Fury in fur

On her way to kill Lovely Krystle. Verbally, of course.

There's a saying in Wyoming...

'Oh please, Dex! Not one of your sayings!'

So you did your job.

Now, leave my bedroom!

Don't cry too much...

Or else you'll spill your tears on the ink. (Translation)

Don't suck too hard...

It will blow up your hair even more!

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Back to business

And to start the day, a fresh coffee...

Be careful!

She's looking mad. And holding a knife.

Gettin' your hair did AND getting' your feet did...

While doing some business on the T-T-Telephone!

Slut

Translation: "In Hongkong, you called me a slut."

I can see clearly now

By the way, what's growing out of that glass?

Gettin' juicy

You don't want this in your face, do you?

Mourning (?) for Cecil

Translation: From the age of 4, Alexis has always been determined to win. From the moment she won her first sack-race, that is.

Sugar free, of course

What else can you expect her to drink in a friggin' hospital...

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