Hot gardener alert!

Meet Tony, the cute gardener slash stable master of the Carringtons.

Guest appearance!

Keep your hands above the covers, Jefferson!

One for the money

Two for the show! And that necklace is sooo trying to dive into her boobs...

Nomnomnom...

Liquid lunch. Well, almost.

You can never have enough...

...feathers and lace.

Smokin' hot!

Enjoying a cigarizzle.

Look at my 'as if I care' face!

Nice 'stache, by the way.

Let's get physical!

Let me hear your body talk protest.

Guest appearance!

- "Well, that's some great, tight ass, you've got there!"
- "Thank you very much, Mr. Carrington."

Would you like some coffee with your brandy?

I certainly do!

If it's possible to smile with your eyes...

... it's also possible to KILL with them!

How to enjoy a great glass of wine, in three steps

Step one: fill the glass.



Step two: take a gulp.



Step three: dive your nose in it!

Mourning (?) for Cecil

Translation: From the age of 4, Alexis has always been determined to win. From the moment she won her first sack-race, that is.

Guest appearance!

It's the lovely Krystle Carrington, showing her signature expression.

'Oh please, Blake, nooo!' she cries. All the way to the bank.

Chew on that, bitch!

But don't choke on it, darling...

Annoyed by a cup of coffee

Still in the hospital, drinking some terrible, terrible coffee.

It depends on how one's calling it...

Translation: 'It was a cross between a little incident and a serious fight.'

Sugar free, of course

What else can you expect her to drink in a friggin' hospital...

Guest appearance!

It's the beautifully shy and utterly handsome FIRST Steven Carrington. Which means: the Steven Carrington before the oil platform accident and the face transplant.



'I don't wanna be alone, where is my maaaannnnn?'
'Spending hours on the phone, where is my maaaannnnn?'



'I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my maaaannn?'
Dead, Steven. Dead as hell. And your father killed him!

Romancing for money

Hook Mama up, after some dirrrty luuuv...

Introducing: that little trampy niece of Krystle, Sammy Jo

Having fun? Not exactly! Alexis is just throwing Sammy Jo off' the ballroom floor.

Cat with a red hat...

... and matching cheekbones.

A painted paw...

...is a joy forever!

De·mure. 1. Modest and reserved in manner or behavior.

Or is she just being a total bitch?

Having a blast...

... with the soon to be ex-congressman Neal McVane.

Four glasses of champagne...

... means: More for Alexis!

The sweet taste of revenge

Hellurrr, Rachid Ahmed!

Red roses from a white lady

Thank you, whoever you are.

Happy happy, joy joy!

Oh my, I just had the best day ever. I could dance! But ofcourse, I don't.

You don't need diamond rings...

...if you can wear platinum! Cheers to that.

The kick-off!

Alexis Colby dot com presents: the smoking and sizzling hot Alexis Colby!