Guest Appearance!

It's Dex! Or Mr. Dexter, if you're nasty. On board of Alexis' private jet.

You are an ant!

You don't have any chance against me! (Translation)

She works hard for the money

So you'd better treat her... carefully!

Party time!

Everybody's favorite granny. Every year, a larger present!

So, if you really have to eat at your desk...

Why not trying something fancy? Like radish? Nom nom nom!

Having a party on her own

Fancy dress? Check!
Got her hair did? Check!
Booooooze? CHECK!

Mother and daughter, fighting over Dex

Who did Dex better? Alexis of course...

Guest appearance!

It's Samantha Josephine! Or 'that trampy little niece of Krystle', as Alexis rather calls her.

There's always a reason to fight with Dex...

... and to drink, of course!

Entering La Mirage...

That's not a purse. That's a wallet!

One can never eat too much broccoli

Nom nom nom!

Watch this coat!

The way Alexis' arms come out of it... Russian army vibes!

Guest appearance!

Alexiscolby.com proudly presents: Mr. Dex Dexter. In all his furry glory!

Never do business without boozing up

Now sit your ass down and drink, you bitch!

Can I have my champagne, now?

Alexis was never the one to ask for it. She just demanded.

Back to business

And to start the day, a fresh coffee...

A walking piece of art!

Pop art: eighties couture with psychedelic seventies patterns...

Looking gorgeous!

Alexis, seeing herself reflected in a glass of brandy.

Translation: 'Aren't you offering me a drink?'

Romancing for money

Sex with Mark Jennings was never fun.

Translation: 'This really isn't a good wine...'

Guest appearance!

Never disappointing. Sexy Steven holding a big white t-t-telephone.

Be careful!

She's looking mad. And holding a knife.

Mix and match

Matching fur and matching jooree: the perfect mix. Cheers to that.

If we took a holiday...

Take some time to negotiate...
It would be-ee
It would be so nice!

If looks could kill...

EVERYBODY would be dead, by now!